Wednesday, 26 August 2009

A Blogging Virgin...

Hello Ladies and Gents,

So this is my first time ''blogging'' and so, for those of you reading this,
I just want to start by saying thank you for doing so, as this whole process is new to me.

OK so to start off, I'll tell you a little bit about myself.
I'm at the tender age of 20 (21 in two weeks!!) which apparently would mean that I
would be at the prime age for hunting females, although I personally think, no matter
what age, your always in your prime.... so long as your mojo functions well, and your spear is sharp, then impossible is nothing! ;)

I'm a student also, meaning that, everyone else who is not one, has a view that were all assholes (but yeah lets face it......... we have it easy)

I am a huge fan of movies, and I also watch anime religiously.... yeah to those who don't watch anime, it might seem slightly childish to sit there and watch a cartoon, but to those who do watch it, will know its much more than that.
I also have a huge love for music, and that's music of all sounds and genres so
If you have any ideas, comments or recommendations on what you like to listen to, let me know, share the love :)
(any discussions or comments on these topics are more than welcome!)

I'll share more about myself as the posts keep on coming, but for now,
I will make a move and leave you with something

People tend to leave quotes, images, songs or something useful they've found to end a topic
However being that this is my first time, I'll leave you with a joke. Hope you find it funny.... o_O

Love, Peace and Safe Sex

An Essex girl goes to the council to register for child benefit.
How many children?" asks the council worker
"10" replies the Essex girl
"10???" says the council worker.. "What are their names?"
"Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne"
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Essex girl "its great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout WAAYNE, YER DINNER'S READY or WAAYNE GO TO BED NOW and they all do it..."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the perturbed council worker.
"That's easy," says the girl...
"I just use their surnames"

1 comment:

  1. essex girls...slags, the lot of em...except that Victoria Beckham girl..classy as...